Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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