Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
