I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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