I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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