What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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