then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I need water and some morals
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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