He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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