i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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