Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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