Porn is love you can see.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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