Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at templeÂ
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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