Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
