Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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