$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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