Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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