So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Randomize
