so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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