I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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