yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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