she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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