Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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