i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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