I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
we're making bets on your personal life
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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