Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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