Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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