your parents love me but you hate me
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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