oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize