I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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