She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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