So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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