Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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