We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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