i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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