i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
This baby is an asshole
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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