There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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