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Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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