Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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