if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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