Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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