i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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