when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He has the fingertips of a God
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