yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
