whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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