The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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