So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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