found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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