Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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