shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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