what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I understand Curling. That high.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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