I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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