in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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