Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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