For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i barfeds in our rink
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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