I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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