Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Randomize
