Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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