If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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