Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
