I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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